How are my sister and I even related?
My sister: OMG I hate my English teacher she's sooo stupid she's making us write a poem on our school blogs and comment on other people's blogs ON A FRIDAY NIGHT this is so lameeee
Me: Dude that's my life
Mom: What do you mean? Are your professors doing the same thing?
Me: No. I do it for fun. It's called TUMBLR.
Sister: OMG WTF is wrong with you that's soooo lame who would blog or write for fun??????
Mom: You should do your sister's homework for her.