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cumslutjensen:

torn-by-dreams:

johnthedragon:

strangebiology:

The world’s tallest horse. Jake is an 11-year-old Belgian gelding and he weighs 2600 lbs. He stands 20 hands, 2.75 inches at the shoulder, or 6’10 3/4”.

THAT’S A BIG HORSE

HOW MANY TROJANS ARE HIDING IN THAT THING

The Greeks hid in the Trojan Horse….. to sneak into Troy and attack the Trojans.

cumslutjensen:

torn-by-dreams:

johnthedragon:

strangebiology:

The world’s tallest horse. Jake is an 11-year-old Belgian gelding and he weighs 2600 lbs. He stands 20 hands, 2.75 inches at the shoulder, or 6’10 3/4”.

THAT’S A BIG HORSE

HOW MANY TROJANS ARE HIDING IN THAT THING

The Greeks hid in the Trojan Horse….. to sneak into Troy and attack the Trojans.

5 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 23,268 notes

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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5 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 469,369 notes

jeremy-ruiner:

You deserve it for using bing.

5 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 316,006 notes
queensamwise:

#season 7 of parks & rec is gonna be wild (nataliatasha)

queensamwise:

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5 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 3,898 notes
5 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 37,140 notes
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marriedfx:

Married life. Uncensored. Watch the uncut trailer for FX’s newest comedy premiering tonight at 10p

5 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 9,788 notes

YouTube comments aren’t “just the Internet.” They’re not the product of a group of otherwise nice guys who suddenly become evil when they wear a veil of anonymity. YouTube comments are actually a nightmarish glimpse into the sexist attitudes that define the fabric of our own existence in the “real world,” a world that, like YouTube, is owned and dominated by men. The most terrifying gift that the Internet has given us is that it’s shown us how men honestly perceive the world: as a place where women exist exclusively for their sexual pleasure.

In the wake of VidCon, and as more and more women start speaking up about the harassment they face online, it’s time to start realizing that our narrative of progress is deeply flawed. Things aren’t getting better for women on the Internet; they’re deteriorating and ignoring the problem amounts to being complicit in it.

5 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 14,021 notes
itsoktobegay101:

Fact: Straight parents raise gay kids. 
Unfortunate fact: Homophobic parents raise gay kids.
Startling Fact: 40% of homeless youth are LGBT kids. 

itsoktobegay101:

Fact: Straight parents raise gay kids. 

Unfortunate fact: Homophobic parents raise gay kids.

Startling Fact: 40% of homeless youth are LGBT kids. 

5 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 19,411 notes

clarinet-oswald:

the only thing worse than your otp dying

is half of your otp dying

1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 165,727 notes
1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 12,917 notes

a haiku about math

thatsabsurrrrd:

nightfair:

what is going on
who buys sixty bananas
i don’t get this shit

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1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 72,371 notes

aflawedfashion:

There were 2.47 billion children on Gallifrey that day in The Time War and the thing is, despite all the corruption among the ruling Timelords, not all who were on Gallifrey were Timelords and not all were corrupt.

This is why the children matter and why he counted them apart from every other person on Gallifrey.

The children were the truly innocent ones. They could have gone on to be and do anything. Even if he couldn’t save the corrupt Timelords, the children didn’t have to be like their parents. They could have changed Gallifrey and rid it of the corruption.

And so he spent all those years thinking he murdered 2.47 billion children on his own planet because the generations before theirs had fallen into so much corruption that he had no other choice.

So, of course, when he sees a child crying, he stops and helps them because even though he can’t make up for all those he killed, if he can help one child, he will.

When he thought he destroyed Gallifrey, maybe he thought he could learn to live with it and sometimes it seemed like he could, but if 400 years of living with it showed him anything, it’s just how much he needs to find another way.

Those years weren’t lost. They weren’t erased. He still lived every moment thinking he killed them and he will never forget that. Because of it, he now knows more than anyone why he can’t destroy his entire planet despite their corruption - why he can’t keep on the path of the man who forgets.

Gallifrey isn’t really saved yet and we don’t know how he can do it, but now he has a chance. He has a chance to let those children grow up and change their world.

1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 2,799 notes

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 155,254 notes

raggedycroft:

You know what they say, “there’s a first time for everything”. And a last time.

1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 85 notes

cameralinz:

diyunho:

Hold on!

Go Steve!

Even Steve’s face in that last gif says wait wait wait this is a stupid plan I fucked up I’m trash

1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 18,187 notes