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6 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,063 notes

slowartday:

Clare Elsaesser

6 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 6,039 notes
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
6 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 131,406 notes

yarnzipangirl:

#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

6 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 23,204 notes

tamorapierce:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

You noticed wizard kids aren’t given much in the way of options or education, eh?  How about that job market!

6 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 91,758 notes

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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6 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 204,278 notes
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lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

6 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 539,977 notes

doctorwhogifs:

That time the Doctor and Ace went to 1963 and something extremely meta happened.

6 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 14,282 notes

cyberteeth:

Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche, We Should All Be Feminists

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"You do it, then, if you’re so clever," Ron snarled. Hermione rolled up the sleeves of her gown, flicked her wand, and said, “Wingardium Leviosa!” Their feather rose off the desk and hovered about four feet above their heads.

"You do it, then, if you’re so clever," Ron snarled.
Hermione rolled up the sleeves of her gown, flicked her wand, and said, “Wingardium Leviosa!”
Their feather rose off the desk and hovered about four feet above their heads.

6 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 30,474 notes

mickeyandcompany:

Walt Week: Day 1 - Favorite Quotes

6 days ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 934 notes
cumslutjensen:

torn-by-dreams:

johnthedragon:

strangebiology:

The world’s tallest horse. Jake is an 11-year-old Belgian gelding and he weighs 2600 lbs. He stands 20 hands, 2.75 inches at the shoulder, or 6’10 3/4”.

THAT’S A BIG HORSE

HOW MANY TROJANS ARE HIDING IN THAT THING

The Greeks hid in the Trojan Horse….. to sneak into Troy and attack the Trojans.

cumslutjensen:

torn-by-dreams:

johnthedragon:

strangebiology:

The world’s tallest horse. Jake is an 11-year-old Belgian gelding and he weighs 2600 lbs. He stands 20 hands, 2.75 inches at the shoulder, or 6’10 3/4”.

THAT’S A BIG HORSE

HOW MANY TROJANS ARE HIDING IN THAT THING

The Greeks hid in the Trojan Horse….. to sneak into Troy and attack the Trojans.

1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 26,292 notes

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 474,029 notes