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#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
You noticed wizard kids aren’t given much in the way of options or education, eh? How about that job market!
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk
When the way they say the line is completely wrong
and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot
That time the Doctor and Ace went to 1963 and something extremely meta happened.
Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche, We Should All Be Feminists
"You do it, then, if you’re so clever," Ron snarled.
Hermione rolled up the sleeves of her gown, flicked her wand, and said, “Wingardium Leviosa!”
Their feather rose off the desk and hovered about four feet above their heads.
The world’s tallest horse. Jake is an 11-year-old Belgian gelding and he weighs 2600 lbs. He stands 20 hands, 2.75 inches at the shoulder, or 6’10 3/4”.
THAT’S A BIG HORSE
HOW MANY TROJANS ARE HIDING IN THAT THING
The Greeks hid in the Trojan Horse….. to sneak into Troy and attack the Trojans.
when you feel the first cramp